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'C' Branded World's Most Pathetic Vitamin
VITAMIN C has been relegated from the premier league of nutritional compounds after another scathing attack on its performance.
Guest Blog: Damon Albarn
WHEN I give interviews these days, the first question I’m asked is: Are you and Noel on speaking terms? This is one of the reasons I don’t do interviews - I’m totally sick of questions about the whole 'Blur v Oasis' thing. We've all moved on. I have. But that arrogant, swaggering, sneering Northern shit clearly hasn't - as I saw for myself on a recent BBC music documentary.
Londoners 'Stink Of Eels' Says Boris Johnson
BORIS Johnson has kick-started his mayoral campaign by describing Londoners as 'ghastly, eel-breathed troglodytes'.
Russia To Withdraw 400 Lap Dancers
PRESIDENT Vladimir Putin has threatened to withdraw an entire squadron of lapdancers from central London, as the diplomatic row with Moscow escalates.
Harry Potter Saga 'All A Dream' Says Rowling
HARRY Potter author JK Rowling has revealed that the last sentence of the final volume in the seven book series will be "and then I woke up and it had all been a dream".
Britain And America To See Other Countries
BRITAIN and America have announced a trial separation during which they will be free to see other countries.
Beckham Unable To Pronounce 'Scientology'
IN his first major setback since arriving in Los Angeles, David Beckham has revealed he is unable to pronounce the word 'Scientology'.
