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'We're Going To Sue The Crap Out Of You' Say Miming Orangutans
A NEW study of Orangutans has found they can communicate using complex charades with the traditional "stuck in a glass box" mime clearly signalling "let me out of here you bastards".
Keith Richards To Write Story Of His Life As A Beatle
ROCK legend Keith Richards is to write his memoirs, filled with intimate details of his life as a member of The Beatles.
92% Of English people think all Scottish people know each other
ALL Scottish people are either related or went to school together, according to the vast majority of English people.
One Billionth Dental Product Launched
IT'S been billed as the biggest event in a generation for people with mouths.
Recycling Centres To Provide 'Wife-Banks'
LOCAL authority recycling centres across the UK are to offer a drop-off service for old or faulty wives.
Douglas Alexander Gets Three As And Two Bs
DOUGLAS Alexander, the international development secretary, is celebrating an impressive set of exam scores although he had to wait an extra day to get them after problems with a new online results system.
Do we really need ambulances?
By George Monbiot THEIR screaming sirens, their back-to-front writing and their dirty deisel engines have become a fixture in our modern lives, but does anyone ever stop to think if we actually need them?
Brown Still Sending Blair Abusive Emails
GORDON Brown is in regular contact with his predecessor Tony Blair through a relentless stream of angry, foul-mouthed emails.