THE Duchess of Sussex has confirmed that, exactly as Britain already believed, the Queen is nice and the rest of the Royals suck. What did she say?
PALACE experts have confirmed there is ‘no way of knowing’ which senior member of the Royal family was openly concerned about how dark Archie’s skin would be.
EVER wondered what happened to Wilson, the real star of Cast Away? Here are the movie sequels audiences were crying out for:
HAS it been so long since your children physically went to school that none of their uniform fits? Here’s how to improvise in a panic on Monday morning.
A WOMAN is getting through lockdown by following a rigorous and exhausting daily vaping routine.
PLACING a key in your front door increases the risk of pissing yourself by up to 97 per cent, experts have found.
HAVE you unwisely trawled Facebook for old schoolmates and exes and been horrified by what you saw? Here are the people best left in the past.
A WOMAN who watched her boyfriend snap spaghetti in half before putting it in the pan is wondering how else he will turn out to be a monstrous philistine.
AFTER months of homeschooling, tomorrow's return to class is bound to begin with absolute carnage. Here are some tips on how to get through it in one piece.
WERE you born in the modern, enlightened times of the 1970s? Here are the rules your parents used to raise you.
IS watching hours of television a worthy achievement or a huge waste of time? The latter, obviously.
A THIRD of a million pounds has been paid out by government to protect me, home secretary Priti Patel. I’m worth 10 times that. Let me explain why.
UNDER a proposed 1% pay rise, experienced NHS nurses could pocket a whopping £3.50 every single week. Here’s what they could blow their massive windfall on.
IF you’ve ever asked your friends for book recommendations, then you will almost certainly have had some prick suggest one of these titles.
LIFE not going your way again? Feel yourself slipping into a pit of despair? Put on a happy face by using these feelgood phrases.
RISHI Sunak’s new mortgage scheme could help younger people become smug homeowners. Here first-time buyer Charlotte Phelps is just f**king unbearable about it.
THE sole accomplishment of an office worker’s day of faffing about working from home was a quite detailed drawing of her cat.
IT’S hard to believe, but even Great Britain has produced some bad characters. Here the Daily Mail explains which ones are the very worst.
AS a pre-internet child in the 1980s it was easy to believe any rubbish your friends - or your dad - told you. Here are some nonsensical things you firmly believed in.
HAD a stressful day and looking to unwind? You’ll soon find these supposedly enjoyable activities are hugely overrated.