THE DUP have confirmed they are not content with merely f**king up the UK and Ireland, and would like to move into f**king up bigger and better countries.
EMAIL and texting are now part of everyday life, but it’s still possible to make an arse of yourself. Here are some of the best techniques.
A HASTILY chosen ‘happy birthday’ GIF has taken care of two women’s friendship for another year.
HAVE you got a friend who gives you ‘too much information’ about everything from medical problems to their sex life? Read our guide to making them stop.
PROSECCO has told gin to enjoy its moment as Britain’s booze du jour while it can, because it will not last.
THE sane value of the vast majority of London flats is roughly £2,000, it has emerged.
A LUCKY bastard without kids was so sick he spent three uninterrupted days in bed recovering.
BRITONS will happily accept food shortages and a tanking economy if they never have to hear the words ‘the 17.4 million’ ever again.
ARE you a Daily Mail reader? Is your hatred of Extinction Rebellion furious, irrational and entirely uninformed?
EASTENDERS star Danny Dyer has let his guard down and dropped the whole Cockney pretence at a dinner party with friends.
SOMETHING terrible has happened and technically it was your area of responsibility. But it’s not your fault. Here’s why.
THE prime minister has two choices. To edge down the narrow pathway to a Brexit deal, or to commit an act of self-abuse that will ruin everything. Which will he choose?
A MAN has admitted his main pastime is despising films that are univerally adored.
CHANGING a duvet cover is complicated, but can alcohol make it easier? Try with our step-by-step guide.
RESIDENTS of houses with storage heaters have begun yet another doomed attempt to find out how, or if, they work.
A MIDDLE-CLASS boy has been told he can grow up to be whatever he wants to be, as long as it earns at least six figures.
DO YOU know full well that Brexit is ruining your health, but obsessively seek out every little crumb of news about it anyway? Here’s how to wean yourself off.
THE media have firmly taken the side of Rebekah Vardy in her dispute with Coleen Rooney, proving she is not working with the media.
MATCHA is a putrid green powder that is inexplicably used in a range of foodstuffs including ice cream and macarons.
AN English man has added ‘f**king Bulgars’ to his vocabulary of muttered invective after England’s match against Bulgaria last night.