IF a WhatsApp group suddenly goes quiet it could mean you are annoying and no one likes you, experts have warned.
ARE you genuinely suffering from work-related stress or is going to the office horrendous because you’ve got a permanent hangover? Take our test.
THE UK has woken up to the fact that the coronavirus is here and happening and this is likely to be very bad.
A WAITRESS listening to a woman describing a huge list of allergies was reported to be muttering “Jesus” under her breath.
ARE you keen to look like a massive twat for some reason? Simply use these incredibly irksome contemporary phrases in everyday life.
PARENTS waste six years of their lives getting their children into the f**king car, research has confirmed.
WOULD you like to win a date with the UK’s popular home secretary Priti Patel? Enter our unique competition for charity by answering these Priti-related questions.
A MAN who thinks of himself as 'woke' has demonstrated he can still be an enormous pain in the ar*e to go out with.
THE government has revealed its 12-point emergency plan to stop the coronavirus sweeping Britain and upsetting the markets. Read it immediately.
A MAN has warned against any return to the decade from which he benefited enormously.
IT’S happened. In the pressure of the moment in a restaurant you panicked and made the wrong choice. Here’s how to accept it and move on.
EVER included the phrase ‘as per my previous email’ to suggest the person you’re writing to is as thick as mince?
MIDDLE-AGED? Do you sometimes notice that life is less weird than when you were growing up? What happened to these things?
TORY MP James Grundy has apologised for exposing his penis in the Ram’s Head pub in Lowton in 2007, but when is the right time to whip out the chinos cobra?
A WOMAN taking her boyfriend for a break-up dinner cannot decide which restaurant she will never visit again.
THE UK is slowly waking up to the fact that, in the face of an oncoming world catastrophe, it has chosen to put a d*ckhead in charge.
CHLORINATED chicken has protested at its demonising by the UK media, insisting there is no shame in being clean.
THE third date is the best moment to make a relationship physical and to unveil your collection of human skulls, experts believe.
A WOMAN has made her mornings more streamlined and productive by snorting a fat line off the mirror.
BLUE passports are back, we’re a sovereign nation again and it’s time to celebrate a patriotic post-Brexit pancake day with British toppings.