HAVE you wasted precious time and money watching films that were not great, only to be insulted by an idiotic cliched ending? Here are some that need to stop.
LIVERPOOL is to get £2 million to set up yet another Beatles attraction. Here’s why the city should move on from this obscure, rarely-discussed band.
ARE you off out with a friend who’s drop-dead gorgeous in a way you will never be? Here’s what to expect when you find yourself playing the ugly mate.
BEING for or against woke is all the rage at the moment. Instead of being reasonable, why not head straight for the demented extremes of the debate?
BEING asked for directions used to be a common occurrence before smartphones intervened. Here are six deranged ways to react if it happens now:
SOME words will cause horror if you say them, others you’re not so sure about. Here are some that are either totally fine or will get you ostracised forever.
MEN are known for exaggerating the size of ‘the one that got away’, but that’s just the tip of their iceberg of lies. Watch out for these...
DO you feel young people should experience some of the shite you did in the 70s and 80s? Obviously yes. You’re not bitter, it’s just in the interests of fairness.
FORGET Covid and Brexit - it’s the little things that make us totally lose our shit on a daily basis. Like these:
WHAT a surprise. Public sector workers are getting another bumper payout in the budget. I say it’s time to call them what they are - lazy thieving scum, and punish them accordingly.
CELEBRITIES are better than you. Some of them are also really f**king weird. Here are five that are surely an elaborate act.
YOU’VE moved into a new place with someone. Are you getting along, or are they irritating the living shit out of you? Take our test.
A WOMAN is always standing directly in front of whatever kitchen drawer her partner needs to open.
DESPITE having time to pursue a range of interests, a retired mum has decided the thing she really enjoys is badgering her busy grown-up children.
DO you sometimes browse Q&A sites like Quora and wikiHow? And then wonder if humanity has gone mad? Here’s a sample of the most troubling questions.
MEMBERS of the public are suggesting extreme measures against Insulate Britain. Here’s what Britain’s closet fascists would like to do.
DO you wake up in a cold sweat, imagining you heard one of the many awful sounds of waking life? These will ruin your beauty sleep.
MUM is messaging and the emojis are flowing but her choices are utterly baffling. Here’s what she’s really trying to say:
FANCY a dip? Avoid Britain’s sewage-infested waters and fatal poisoning by swimming in these places instead.
YET to find your soulmate? Worried you might be single forever? Never fear, here are five easy solutions to your problem.